Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. – Bill Watterson

The only Happy END that I know: it’s the weekEND!

Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who’s free for the weekend.

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. – Chuck Palahniuk

I hope that your weekend is worth the wait. Enjoy!

Always strive to excel, but only on weekends. – Richard Rorty

Smile because it’s Weekend!

Well hello, Weekend. Where have you been all week?

When you’re single, your weekend days are wide-open vistas that extend in every direction; in a relationship, they’re like the sky over Manhattan: punctured, hemmed in, compressed. – Adelle Waldman

If Weekend were a person, I would give it a big hug and a kiss.

It is finally weekend and I just wanted to send a little love your way.

Make your weekend shine with smile and happiness!

I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend. – Debasish Mridha

Weekend is here. Let’s roll baby!

It’s a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning. – Jimmy Buffett

This weekend, remember that your smile alone can save a sad soul or heal a broken spirit. Share your kindness with others and remember to have a blessed weekend.

Two days is simply not enough for the weekend. There is just simply too much fun to be had.

I’m learning the power of going away for the weekend and keeping myself company. – Zoe Saldana

Start this wonderful weekend with a clean heart. Start it without any doubt, tears, fears, or worry.

Life begins on Friday night.

Better days are headed your way. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

Weekend planning is a prime time to apply the Deathbed Priority Test: On your deathbed, will you wish you’d spent more prime weekend hours grocery shopping or walking in the woods with your kids? – Hal Borland

You know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do nothing. – Derek Jeter

A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book. – Robert M. Gates

It’s weekend, which means that I am feeling 100% motivated to do absolutely nothing. I would say that so far, I have accomplished that.

Stay strong. Weekend is coming soon.

Sometimes the weekend gets hijacked by work, but as my mother would say, this is the right problem. – Julian Fellowes

Weekend, please stay.

The weekends are too short for sleep! – Bryant A. Loney

Youth is like a long weekend on a Friday night, while middle age is like a long weekend on a Monday afternoon.

The weekend is a blessing. Thank you Lord, for getting us through this week.

I have not been this excited about weekend since last weekend.

Thank God it’s Friday, because the weekend has landed and it’s time to forget about work and tear it up!

The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

When you’re young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go! – Jonathan Brandis

Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV. – Rita Rudner

Have a nice and relaxing weekend.

If this weekend manages to go as planned, then it will not include any actual plans.

Have a lovely weekend. Let go of our anxieties and worries so that you can be free.

Weekend comes with your best days. You get to reflect on the amazing, productive week you had and you get to think about how you are going to tackle next week.

It’s weekend. Remember to count your rainbows instead of your thunder storms.

It is going to be a weekend not only for you, It is going to be a weekend for your suits, shoes, files, laptops etc.

This weekend, remember that the Lord is with you at all times, guiding you through every moment of your life. Where you are right now is exactly where you are supposed to be.

Nobody wants to give up a weekend long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another. – Elizabeth Eulberg

May your weekend be full of adventure and cheer, and may the beginning of the next week be far away!..

No matter how stressful the week has been, the weekend has come and let the good things happen.

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control. – Diana Jordan

Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing. – Florence Welch

Just leave all your worries and jump like a child on your weekends.

Weekends don’t pay as well as weekdays but at least there’s football. – S.A. Sachs

It’s weekend. Take it slow and give your soul a chance to catch up with your body.

The weekend is like a superhero, flying and swooping in to save the rest of the week.

Girl weekends: because life is too short to remain dignified.

It’s finally weekend! Time to have unlimited amounts of fun.

It was Friday, I blinked, and before I knew it, it was already Sunday night.

Dear weekend, I want to sleep in your arms.

Dear weekend, can you last a little while longer? I’m not quite ready to go back to work just yet.

Have a fantastically fabulous weekend, my friend.

Not for nothing is their motto TGIF-?Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do. – Richard Nelson Bolles

All the five days in a week being formal is like living with a donkey, enjoying the two days over the weekend is like living with a hippy hoppy monkey.

Beware boyfriends! It is going to be another weekend. Either you keep your wallet stuffed with currencies; or if empty say your girlfriend you lost your wallet. Have a fun filled weekend!

I’ve always loved the ‘Weekend Update’ people. – Chevy Chase

I hope that you have a fantastically fabulous weekend!

Happiness comes when you believe in what you are doing, know what you are doing, and love what you are doing. Have a happy weekend!

Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family. – Bo Bennett

It’s weekend, I’m in love.

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend. – Zenna Scha

I don’t know about you, but I am ready for the weekend to begin.

Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed? – Marilyn vos Savant

During the weekend, all you have to do is sleep until you feel hungry and eat until you feel sleepy.

It is better to hibernate for 5 days of the week from Monday to Friday, Wake up from hibernation on Saturday and Sunday to enjoy the weekend!

Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them. – John Shirley

This weekend, take the time to do what makes your soul shine.

Have a cool weekend!

Forget the things that made you sad and remember those that made you glad. Happy Weekend!

I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel. – Audrey Hepburn

No weekend, all weakened. – Toba Beta

This weekend, remember that you cannot direct the wind, but you do have the power to adjust the sails on your boat.

Oversleep this weekend.

Pretend like it’s the weekend, … We could pretend it all the time. – Jack Johnson

Happiness comes with a price tag. If you are smiling, you’ve already paid for it in past.

It is known that the first five days after the weekend are always the hardest to get through.

There is nothing wrong with being lazy sometimes, especially when it happens to be weekend.

Stretch and relax. Here’s the weekend!

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. – Artie Lange

Dear weekend, I am so happy that we are back together again. I am sorry that you had to see me with Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday and Thursday and Friday. This whole week all I could think about was you!

Praise the Lord for a glorious weekend! On these wonderful days, try to smile more than you cry, give more than you take, and love more than you hate.

It’s the weekend. Enjoy it.

Stop stressing out and just chill out. It is finally weekend!

Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing. – Florence Welch

Weekend. Beast mode: OFF.

It is better to hibernate for 5 days of the week from Monday to Friday, Wake up from hibernation on Saturday and Sunday to enjoy the weekend!

Forget about all the bad things that happened to you this week and just have a great weekend!

I have never in my life found myself in a situation where I’ve stopped work and said, Thank God it’s Friday’. But weekends are special even if your schedule is all over the place. Something tells you the weekend has arrived and you can indulge yourself a bit. – Helen Mirren

In an ideal world, I’d spend every weekend at my home in Zermatt in Switzerland. – Vanessa Mae

Wishing you a weekend full of love and laughter!

Weekends are days to refuel your soul and to be grateful for the blessings that you have.

The weekend is here and you deserve a medal for getting through this week.

Music is the silence between the notes. Have a musical weekend!

Wherever you go on this beautiful, relaxing weekend, make sure that you always remember to bring the happiness of your own sunshine with you, so that you may spread that happiness to all of the people that you encounter.

I have been known to hang out and party back in the day. I had a weekend that lasted a few years. – Vanilla Ice

No. I don’t want the weekend to be over.

Make your weekend worth of stories. We’ll exchange words after a day or two. I love you!

It’s weekend. Do something that your future self will thank you for.

I’m usually up at 6 A.M., even on the weekend. – Nick Frost

I work mostly during the week, and on the weekend I get to hang out with friends, so it balances out pretty well. – Jimmy Bennett

There is no quote out there that can fully describe how great the weekend is.